Before I get into discussing the new year, let me comment on how much I hate Christmas shopping. If we’re in a recession, I saw no evidence of it as every major shopping venue in the state of Oklahoma was turned into a war zone with retailers SHOVING “savings” into mortars and blindly firing into crowds. American consumers devolve more and more each year into trough-feeding animals - trampling each other to save 47 cents on $12 dvd players - not knowing the difference between being pregnant and being constipated. In fact, that should be Wal-Mart’s new slogan. “Don’t know which hole is crowning? Doesn’t matter. It’s all in the same aisle!” Next year, people will probably resort to shitting and pissing on items in lieu of calling dibs. It’s like the goddamn Land Run except people are planting dicks instead of flags.
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